They say that "laughter is the best medicine" and sometimes the funniest things are those meant to be taken totally seriously...like the following product warnings;)
"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." - In the information booklet.
"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." - On a box of rat poison.
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." - On a child sized Superman costume.
"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." - On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
More 'masterpieces under the video;)
"For external use only!" - On a curling iron.
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." - On a bag of Fritos.
Restaurant bathroom: "Employees must wash hands before spitting in customers' food"
"Do not use orally after using rectally." - In the instructions for an electric thermometer.
Political campaign speeches: "Any claims or promises are meant as entertainment only and do not represent actual product performance."
"Warning: This product can burn eyes." - On a curling iron.
On ATM machines: "Please Do Not Insert Penis" (The mind truly boggles.)
"Do not use in shower." - On a hair dryer.
"Do not use while sleeping." - On a hair dryer.
"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." - On a hand-held massaging device.
"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." - On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." - On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." - On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." - On an electric rotary tool.
"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." - On a container of underarm deodorant.
"Do not drive with sunshield in place." - On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
"Caution: This is not a safety protective device." - On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.
"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." - On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
"Do not eat toner." - On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.
"Not intended for highway use." - On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
"May irritate eyes." - On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
Box of Miracle-Gro plant food: "Not meant to be used on penis."
"Do not use orally." - On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
"Please keep out of children." - On a butcher knife.
"Do not use for drying pets." - In the manual for a microwave oven.
"For use on animals only." - On an electric cattle prod.
"For use by trained personnel only." - On a can of air freshener.
"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." - On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
"Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." - On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
"Warning: knives are sharp!" - On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." - On a portable stroller.
"Look before driving." - On the dash board of a mail truck.
"Do not iron clothes on body." - On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
"For indoor or outdoor use only." - On a string of Christmas lights.
"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." - On a sign at a railroad station.
"Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." - On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
"Product will be hot after heating." - On a supermarket dessert box.
"Do not turn upside down." - On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.
"Not for human consumption." - On a package of dice.
"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." - In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.
"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." - From a manual for an SGI computer.
Spear gun: "Do not point directly at face."
Vacuum cleaner hose: "Keep Away From Penis"
Bag of potato chips: "Due to the law of averages, some unbroken chips may accidentally be included in this package."