Funny Product Warnings That Prove Humanity is Doomed

They say that "laughter is the best medicine" and sometimes the funniest things are those meant to be taken totally seriously...like the following product warnings;)

"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." - In the information booklet.

"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." - On a box of rat poison.

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." - On a child sized Superman costume.

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." - On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

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"For external use only!" - On a curling iron.

"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." - On a bag of Fritos.

Restaurant bathroom: "Employees must wash hands before spitting in customers' food"

"Do not use orally after using rectally." - In the instructions for an electric thermometer.

Political campaign speeches: "Any claims or promises are meant as entertainment only and do not represent actual product performance."

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." - On a curling iron.

On ATM machines: "Please Do Not Insert Penis" (The mind truly boggles.)

"Do not use in shower." - On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping." - On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." - On a hand-held massaging device.

"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." - On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.

"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." - On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." - On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." - On an electric rotary tool.

"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." - On a container of underarm deodorant.

"Do not drive with sunshield in place." - On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.

"Caution: This is not a safety protective device." - On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.

"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." - On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.

"Do not eat toner." - On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.

"Not intended for highway use." - On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.

"May irritate eyes." - On a can of self-defense pepper spray.

Box of Miracle-Gro plant food: "Not meant to be used on penis."

"Do not use orally." - On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

"Please keep out of children." - On a butcher knife.

"Do not use for drying pets." - In the manual for a microwave oven.

"For use on animals only." - On an electric cattle prod.

"For use by trained personnel only." - On a can of air freshener.

"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." - On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

"Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." - On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.

"Warning: knives are sharp!" - On the packaging of a sharpening stone.

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." - On a portable stroller.

"Look before driving." - On the dash board of a mail truck.

"Do not iron clothes on body." - On packaging for a Rowenta iron.

"For indoor or outdoor use only." - On a string of Christmas lights.

"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." - On a sign at a railroad station.

"Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." - On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.

"Product will be hot after heating." - On a supermarket dessert box.

"Do not turn upside down." - On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.

"Not for human consumption." - On a package of dice.

"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." - In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.

"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." - From a manual for an SGI computer.

Spear gun: "Do not point directly at face."

Vacuum cleaner hose: "Keep Away From Penis"

Bag of potato chips: "Due to the law of averages, some unbroken chips may accidentally be included in this package."

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